Flying Masturbator

Flying Masturbator recipe

Flying Masturbator Ingredients

Flying Masturbator Instructions

The Flying Masturbator: A Cocktail Recipe

Looking for a unique and refreshing cocktail to impress your friends at your next gathering? Look no further than the Flying Masturbator. This eye-catching drink is not only delicious, but it also packs a punch with its combination of flavors and spirits. Whether you're planning a party or just want to enjoy a special night in, this cocktail is sure to be a hit.

To make the Flying Masturbator, you'll need a few key ingredients and some basic bartending skills. This concoction combines the smoothness of vodka, the tanginess of citrus, and the sweetness of grenadine for a perfectly balanced cocktail.


  1. Fill a cocktail shaker halfway with ice.
  2. Add 2 ounces of vodka to the shaker.
  3. Squeeze the juice of 1 lime into the shaker.
  4. Add 1 ounce of grenadine to the shaker.
  5. Shake the mixture vigorously for about 20 seconds.
  6. Strain the drink into a chilled martini glass.
  7. Garnish with a lime slice or cherry, if desired.

Now, all that's left to do is enjoy your Flying Masturbator cocktail. Take a sip, and let the flavors dance on your taste buds. The smoothness of the vodka paired with the tartness of the lime and the sweetness of the grenadine create a truly memorable drinking experience.

So go ahead, mix up a round of Flying Masturbators for your next gathering or quiet night in. Your friends and taste buds will thank you for it!

Best served in a Pint Glass.